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# I used to live in Newcastle.
Thought the birds looked nice.....but then they talked.
Good looks mean nothing unless you can string a sentence together.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:05, archived)
# Could be worse
I have had to concentrate so hard not to laugh after a girl said something sexy/dirty to me in the bedroom.


She was from Birmingham.

I wunt chow in muy
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:10, archived)
# indeed

like that blond one out the sugarbabes, she looks nice enough but then she opens her mouth and out pours a liverpool accent.

most off putting.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:10, archived)
# that is the worst
that accent could put me right of someone
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:22, archived)
# tell that to posh spice
she fell for it
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:37, archived)