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# I don't own a biscuit shop
but could i offer you a small cuddly toy instead?
(, Tue 20 Dec 2005, 13:47, archived)
# i dont think he'll take it
y' not even got a hob-nob fo' ma' homes?
(, Tue 20 Dec 2005, 13:49, archived)
# I could stuff the bear with ginger until it tasted like a hobnob.
Will that do?
(, Tue 20 Dec 2005, 13:51, archived)
# possibly,
but only if you smear its head with coke first. fiddy has some standards
(, Tue 20 Dec 2005, 13:52, archived)
# Sure, i think i've got some in my cupboard.
(, Tue 20 Dec 2005, 13:53, archived)
# touch, blood!


edit: an' ting!....bwooouy!
(, Tue 20 Dec 2005, 13:55, archived)