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I'm just cynical!
I could have done the FA, the government, British rail, etc etc!
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Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday,
Wed 21 Dec 2005, 22:23,
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Or more accurately (and possibly more cynically...)"...what?!.....no!.....OK, OK!!
"I apologise ladies and gentlemen, it seems that the US have withheld the last decade of piss up funding, and are refusing to allow us to have the piss up unless they are in charge of it, and failing that they don't think a piss up is necessary, although they are prepared to invade the building next door to have their own piss up, in the mistaken impression that it contains spirits of mass intoxication.
Plus the French have flogged our booze off to some tin pot regime in exchange for some cushty oil deals, and the Russians and Chinese won't let us have the piss up because at one point it looked like the Americans were in favour of it, and even though they aren't now they won't change their mind. Fucksocks."
Not that I'm bitter, oh no...
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Thu 22 Dec 2005, 19:36,
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"I apologise ladies and gentlemen, it seems that the US have withheld the last decade of piss up funding, and are refusing to allow us to have the piss up unless they are in charge of it, and failing that they don't think a piss up is necessary, although they are prepared to invade the building next door to have their own piss up, in the mistaken impression that it contains spirits of mass intoxication.
Plus the French have flogged our booze off to some tin pot regime in exchange for some cushty oil deals, and the Russians and Chinese won't let us have the piss up because at one point it looked like the Americans were in favour of it, and even though they aren't now they won't change their mind. Fucksocks."
Not that I'm bitter, oh no...