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# ...looks a bit like my sister
:s
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 3:31, archived)
# Picture please....
Of you and her. With baby oil. A cucumber. One thong between you, and perhaps a small confused spaniel. Soon as you like.




I'm thinking a tangerine would help the picture too.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 3:33, archived)
# She's 13
:P
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 3:35, archived)
# they grow up so quick though
/keeps forgetting his age
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 3:36, archived)
# All my uni friends
fancy her
it's a bit creepy
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 3:40, archived)
# you're just jealous!
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 3:42, archived)
# I would be
if she were older
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 3:43, archived)
# why?
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 3:46, archived)
# erm, I'm not exactly sure
the fact that she's 13 lessens the blow a bit
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 3:48, archived)
# Your point being??
All the fwapping was going to be done over you. She was just going to be added scenery.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 3:38, archived)
# Oh, well in that case...
*goes off to find baby oil*
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 3:42, archived)
# Wait a minute
how can she be 13 if you were 2 or 3 when you hit her with a bat?
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 3:48, archived)
# She was 2 or 3
I was... 7 or 8 that means
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 3:49, archived)
# *shakes sleep from eyes*
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 3:49, archived)