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# But more importantly, should I buy a beret?
I once had an argument with my Dad because I said that I thought pink jelly babies smelt like my Grandmother.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:04, archived)
# Depends
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(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:07, archived)
# The only person who looked good in a beret
was Faye Dunaway in Bonnie and Clyde - most people just look stupid. I'd say only get one if it's cheap.
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:08, archived)
# Exactly, well said!
and, hello.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:09, archived)
# It didn't stop me getting one 4 years ago in a horribly misguided attempt to look like Faye Dunaway
hello, you
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:11, archived)
# Faye Dunaway? Pah.
What she'd give to look like you now...
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:19, archived)
# It's not for serious everyday wear, you understand.
It's like a classy fez. I'll put it on at a jaunty angle for bashes.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:13, archived)
# Full-body berets are where things are at these days.
Don't go for one of those crappy hat ones.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:17, archived)
# hmmm... perhaps
but why not go the whole hog and get a fez?
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:17, archived)