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(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:52, archived)
# Reeeeepooooosssst
Heheh, still made me giggle
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:53, archived)
# Well yea
Dux are just THAT SUPER
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:53, archived)
# dux sux, dude
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:05, archived)
# hahaha
I fucking love you, you crazy welsher
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:54, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
That fucking Arthur Askey, screwing things up again
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:54, archived)
# HAhahahahatstand!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:54, archived)
# Apparantly, a duck's quack DOES make an echo...
... just our puny human ears can't hear them. Dogs probably can though.
In other news: Do you think I'd suit a beret?
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:54, archived)
# no, a duck's quack does echo and you can hear it,
it's just a huge urban myth that they don't.
www.acoustics.salford.ac.uk/acoustics_world/duck/duck.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:56, archived)
# more specifically,
www.acoustics.salford.ac.uk/acoustics_world/duck/trans.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:57, archived)
# You see... all these things I'm led to believe.
I really must stop being so damn gullible. Cheers for the link, lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:58, archived)
# True on all counts
- not sure about the beret though. What do you intend to do with it? If you mean to wear, then I'm against it. If it's to keep your breakfast warm while you go for a pee, then yes, I should think it'd be a very good idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:58, archived)
# I remember arguing with my dad about that
me: of course they bloody echo
him: but have you ever heard it
me: no
him: well, you see
me: this is complete bollocks. there's nothing special about a quack.
him: but you haven't heard one have you...

actually writing this out reminds me of the time he was banging on about the anti-elephant powder
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:01, archived)
# this would make a great text message alert.
www.acoustics.salford.ac.uk/acoustics_world/duck/trans.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:02, archived)
# Hahahaha
most alarming.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:32, archived)
# dads can be so bloody weird
I'm sure they do it on purpose.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:02, archived)
# Mine's not
Mine's really normal

Apart from saying I was a mistake...


cries in corner
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:04, archived)
# i think i was a mistake too
*hides in corner crying too*
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:13, archived)
# HOLD ME!!!
*cries together*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:14, archived)
# Hullo you!
You were asking about Neil yesterday. Anything I can help with?
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:17, archived)
# It clearly works though
right :)

I like that kind of logic.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:03, archived)
# My old man used to go on about
anti-elephant powder as well, the bastard. Now he's old and I repeatedly get my own back by confusing the fuck out of him (not difficult to do as he has Alzheimers)
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:03, archived)
# But more importantly, should I buy a beret?
I once had an argument with my Dad because I said that I thought pink jelly babies smelt like my Grandmother.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:04, archived)
# Depends
www.b3ta.com/board/5503290
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:07, archived)
# The only person who looked good in a beret
was Faye Dunaway in Bonnie and Clyde - most people just look stupid. I'd say only get one if it's cheap.
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:08, archived)
# Exactly, well said!
and, hello.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:09, archived)
# It didn't stop me getting one 4 years ago in a horribly misguided attempt to look like Faye Dunaway
hello, you
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:11, archived)
# Faye Dunaway? Pah.
What she'd give to look like you now...
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:19, archived)
# It's not for serious everyday wear, you understand.
It's like a classy fez. I'll put it on at a jaunty angle for bashes.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:13, archived)
# Full-body berets are where things are at these days.
Don't go for one of those crappy hat ones.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:17, archived)
# hmmm... perhaps
but why not go the whole hog and get a fez?
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:17, archived)
# hahaha
ducks are full of surprises
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:55, archived)
# makes me want to spunk through the arm slot
of a premature baby incubator, all over a 1lb 2oz unwanted chinese girl
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:56, archived)
# sounds like you've done this before.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:58, archived)
# What in fucking hell?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:01, archived)
# can you not follow a simple plot?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:02, archived)
# I can.
the question is whether I should.

(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:03, archived)
# *blinks*
...plot?
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:03, archived)
# hahaha
feckin daft :D
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:18, archived)
# You are sometimes quite peculiar
you know that, don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:39, archived)