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# your horn needs fixing
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:22, archived)
# is that an offer?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:23, archived)
# if you want
i can make it play campdown races
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:24, archived)
# Dear Mrs Thatcher....
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:23, archived)
# now there's a sexay laday
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:23, archived)
# I have got the facking horn.
What are you going to do about it?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:24, archived)
# "first i'll seductively take off my clothes,
then dance a little, swinging my firm breasts. Then I'll sit on your cock until you"
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:25, archived)
# The horn not known at this address
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:26, archived)
# 404: this horn can not be found
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:26, archived)
# Horn error 5: improper argument
/vintage BASIC error
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:29, archived)
# Z: Horn not known at this address


(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Dear Jim,
My horn is broken, please can you fix it for me?

(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:25, archived)
# Jim can you fix it for me
to come down and suck out your kidneys?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:26, archived)
# no, don't do that
I need them for filtering things, like blood, engine oil, coffee...
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:27, archived)