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# oh Jesus
*walks up the road, in the direction of Rayners Lane and HUNTS YOU DOWN*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 23:14, archived)
# uh-oh
did i let it slip where i lived????
(Thursday Sugar Bowl, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 23:16, archived)
# you certainly did
and it`s within 15 minutes walk!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 23:17, archived)
# please kick him in the knackers one time for me
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 23:16, archived)
# Make that two time
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 23:18, archived)
# ok.. a kick in the knackers too
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 23:18, archived)
# better still, I`ll drag him to the Rayners pub... which is a hole
AND LEAVE HIM THERE
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 23:18, archived)
# He is telling the truth...
...to be fair :(
(Thursday Sugar Bowl, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 23:20, archived)
# and if you`re especially bad
I`ll drag you to The Matrix

:\
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 23:23, archived)
# Do you really hate me
that much for posting ONE picture on a bandwagon that has been flogged to death already!?!?!?!?! *weeps - that's the third time today!*
(Thursday Sugar Bowl, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 23:24, archived)
# yes!
you shall go to The Matrix and sit and listen to the drum machine whilst a shitty jazz sax player does the instrumental equivalent of karakoe and you sup really shit beer
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 23:25, archived)
# Ok, i get the point.
You DO hate me with a passion usually reserved for paedophiles and Mick Hucknall :(
(Thursday Sugar Bowl, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 23:26, archived)
# I locked myself out once
and had to go to Teh Matrix for a pint to kill time

.. I lasted 10 minutes before I phoned a mate to come and rescue me (or have a pint with me)

we collectively lasted a further 15 mins.. thankfully the missus turned up FAST
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 23:31, archived)
# If you ever feel the need to go in there again
give me a call. Even though you hate me
I would not like to see ANYBODY subjected to the Matrix twice. You can come round mine
for a nice cup of tea instead...
(Thursday Sugar Bowl, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 23:33, archived)
# blimey.. I do believe I`ve pulled!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 23:35, archived)
# I do believe
you haven't. You can come round mine for a cup of tea while i muscle in on your missus ;)
(Thursday Sugar Bowl, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 23:38, archived)
# how dare you!
i fancied you earlier on when you were pretending to be a girl!!! :P
(Thursday Sugar Bowl, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 23:19, archived)
# Pretending?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 23:22, archived)
# In my mind you will always be the
slightly deranged looking fit bird :)
(Thursday Sugar Bowl, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 23:25, archived)
# Better not have been pretending
I'm looking forward to the sleepover
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 23:30, archived)
# I wasn't invited :(
Therefore, i conclude it was all a jape! :P
(Thursday Sugar Bowl, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 23:32, archived)
# Don't worry
it was a girls only sleepover
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 23:36, archived)