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# .
WOWeeee

coming back from the pub was well worth it...
(newfangle, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:23, archived)
# I think that's saying a whole lot more than you want to
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:25, archived)
# well...
its this place, or breaking up woth said cnut of a boy friend... so, Cute horsie with tiny little legs wins.

14 hands down, as it were...
(newfangle, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:28, archived)
# What you should do is set his car/bike/granny on fire
and leave a note listing 1001 uses for eggs
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:29, archived)
# So you aim to be single soon, are you
A)Legal age
B)Attractive
C)In the edinburgh area
D)Desperate

If any two of the above apply, please take a number and join the queue. Your number will be 1.
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:29, archived)
# You waste little time!
(I helped save b3ta! TN, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:31, archived)
# no, i don't
/autocomplete
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:32, archived)
# te hee....
A)Legal age - 20
B)Attractive - You'd have to give me your email adress so I can send you some photo's
C)In the edinburgh area - My post code is EH13 ....
D)Desperate... getting that way

WOO
(newfangle, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:42, archived)
# Oooh, fancy that, i'm in EH12
too good to be co-incidence... add me at gripefish at hotmail.com
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:49, archived)
# That's it
You're hooked now.

I'll get the kettle on.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:26, archived)
# I think the toaster's more your colour
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:28, archived)
# Not at ALL
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:28, archived)
# d00p
just don't go down the smoothy maker... the scars, O the scars
(newfangle, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:29, archived)
# d00p?
Oooh, is this like that Doop song that was in the hit parade many moons ago?

*grooves*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:31, archived)
#
I don't think I was born then...
(newfangle, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:37, archived)
# ....Please don't make me feel old.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:40, archived)
# darling, EVERYONE'S wearing stainless steel and soft touch black rubber this year.
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:31, archived)
# And jump out my skin every time I'm done?
No thanks. I'm going for the comfortable, practical yet stylish chrome and kettle-lead look thankyou very much.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:33, archived)
# kettle leads, pfftt!
SO 2001
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:39, archived)
# More like 1996
And that;s fully where I intend to stay.

Vive le retro chic.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:40, archived)