a pencilif it crashes, i recommend you ring my technical support hotline at £10 per minute. Please have a pencil sharpener at the ready.
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Wed 11 Jan 2006, 9:43,
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You - "Hello, helpdesk, my pencil's stopped working."Helpdesk - "Have you tried putting it down and picking it back up again?"
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Wed 11 Jan 2006, 9:46,
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