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# Hello everyone.
I've been reading the board for a week or so now & I must say there's some funny shit on here. Some of those Darth Vader pics were too funny. I don't have Photoshop so could anyone recommend a freebie program that does similar things?

Thanks in advance.
(Sir. Colin of Kentshire, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 9:39, archived)
# MSPAINT!!!!
PAINTMASHPAINTMASHPAINTMASHPAINTMASHPAINTMASHPAINTMASHPAINTMASHPAINTMASHPAINTMASHPAINTMASHPAINTMASH

OR get limewire and crack a copy of tattyshop.

also, this woulda been better with ANY pic or on the talk board
*resists nazi impulses*

edit: this www.b3ta.com/board/5523944
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 9:41, archived)
# Limeware....
Are you mad!!! Spyware city here you come... Try a cleaner program or Torrence it... :)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 9:47, archived)
# see now i thought that too
but my mate uses it and he always checks for adware an that and he finds nothing...
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 9:48, archived)
# ^this
i have never had a problem with limewire.
kazaa, now theres a useless spyware adware piece o' crap
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 9:51, archived)
# I found a version of kazaa that was spyware free
but nowerdays everyone torrents
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 9:56, archived)
# 'Cept me it seems
I upgraded to Limewire Pro and have to say I've never regretted the small outlay. Less viruses and nil spyware. To date, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:06, archived)
# Awaits flack
Edit. Isn't disappointed
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 9:41, archived)
# GIMP

and i mean that in the nicest possible way
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 9:41, archived)
# Pfft!
'ning lady
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 9:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 9:44, archived)
# Thass lush!
What's the colour called?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 9:47, archived)
# erm... peach....
not sure... i'll find out one day for you :P
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 9:48, archived)
# as i typed i thought
'it's probably sommat dead simple'

ta
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 9:49, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 9:41, archived)
# USE YOUR PREHENSILE LABIA, YOU STUTTERING LUMP OF CLAY!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 9:42, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 9:57, archived)
# I LIKE YOUR BUNNY!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 9:59, archived)
# THANKYOU CRAZY SCREAMING LADY!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:01, archived)
# I LIKE SUGAR TOO!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:04, archived)
# Yay!
You've got great taste.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:08, archived)
# AND VERY SORE LEGS!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:11, archived)
# ?!
Have a cup of tea for that.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:13, archived)
# TIME FOR BED, NO TEA THANK YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:21, archived)
# Try this.
www.photoshoponline.com

Or maybe this:

www.imagemanipulator.com
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 9:42, archived)
# "Bring out the Gimp"
or try

etch-a-sketch
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 9:42, archived)
# most of my crap is on MS Paint in work :p
I've got Photoshop but it takes yonks to self-learn how to use it. Just remember to save as JPG though, and check out the FAQ above for a load of pointers.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 9:42, archived)
# Crayola
have some wonderful products you may wish to try.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 9:42, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:01, archived)
# a pencil
if it crashes, i recommend you ring my technical support hotline at £10 per minute. Please have a pencil sharpener at the ready.
(thisismyclone, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 9:43, archived)
# You - "Hello, helpdesk, my pencil's stopped working."



Helpdesk - "Have you tried putting it down and picking it back up again?"
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 9:46, archived)
# the gimp (gimp.org) does some funky stuff, even if it's a right arseache to use sometimes
i look forward to your images! put perhaps stay off the darth vader until we've recovered from the last lot...
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 9:43, archived)
# Shame this
news.com.com/Create+an+e-annoyance,+go+to+jail/2010-1028_3-6022491.html

Only applies to email

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 9:46, archived)