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# The law states that apon the purchase of a graphical tablet the first image that is drawn must be that of a crudely drawn cock with three (3) droplets of semen coming out.
It is the law
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:26, archived)
# AND three (3) hairs on each ball
(Londingham ., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:26, archived)
# aye it is
16th statute, section9, subsection 45, paragraph B etc
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:27, archived)
# but is it 3 or 4 pubes
on each side of the scrotal sac?

edit: mind-pissed!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:27, archived)
# 3
This is the word of the law
(5 Lighters for a Pound, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:29, archived)
# They settled on three drops then...
Last I heard they were having a mass debate over that point...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:27, archived)
# That was a
pretty wank pun :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:28, archived)
# so was that!
Nearly had a stroke there...
(5 Lighters for a Pound, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:29, archived)
# This masturbatory pun thread
will take some beating (off)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:31, archived)
# Well I'm sure this post will soon be knocked off
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:32, archived)
# Can't think of any more....
i'm spent
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:34, archived)