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Will it go to dogs-trust and be given detox or simply hit with a shovel?
(I helped save b3ta! entropy_uk www.andrewtatham.com/blog, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 13:20, archived)
# Well..
If you hit it with a shovel, you'd just kill the bird. Unless you cracked it one on the arse first, to disturb the bird, then clattered it one across its face. I've thought about this method too in-depth.
(quones, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 13:23, archived)
# what if
you hit down powerfully with the edge, thus slicing through the bird and inflicting a fatal blow upon the dog?
(I helped save b3ta! entropy_uk www.andrewtatham.com/blog, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 13:26, archived)
# That could work
Nice idea. I'll add it to my scrapbook.

My scrapbook of dog murdering techniques.
(quones, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 13:35, archived)