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# A very large woman sat down in a bus
in the seat next to her was a young man in a suit and tie.
three elderly ladies were standing near them, feebly clutching the ceiling bar.

'If you were a gentleman,' said the woman, 'you'd get up and let one of them sit down.'

'If you were a lady,' the man responded, 'you'd get up and let all three of them sit down.'
(, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:45, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
I can't match that I'm afraid!
(, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:48, archived)
# haha it's a rather mild joke, learned it when i was a wee lad but hadn't the foggiest what it meant then
i'm rather pleased to have remembered it, though :-D
(, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:49, archived)
# Hahaha
I've got mates who can come off with the sickest jokes you can think of..yet I hadn't heard that one hehe. ;)
(, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:54, archived)