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# And so begins
RPS. blahdy RPS....



the missus and her mate off on a night out...cant wait for her to get home all drunk and horny...
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 6:37, archived)
# One of those women is really your missus?
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 6:52, archived)
# or is his missus
hidng in the costumes with 4 other women?

edit:better nikon?
(mr sausage. where the bloody hell are ya?, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 6:54, archived)
# Hahaha, well done ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 6:56, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
i wish lol...god i would drown in the lard hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 6:55, archived)
# Hahahaha
Anyone would!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 6:56, archived)
# Nothing wrong with a cuddly lady
(my wife saw my last post, so I have to try fix it somehow)
(mr sausage. where the bloody hell are ya?, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 6:56, archived)
# Hahaha
I hope she hasn't seen what's in your profile ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 6:58, archived)
# hahah!!!
I bloody hope not!
(mr sausage. where the bloody hell are ya?, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 6:59, archived)
# Point her to the telly, man!
There's bound to be something on for women in your time zone ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:00, archived)
# no way
crickets on
(mr sausage. where the bloody hell are ya?, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:01, archived)
# Shit!
*risks sounding all sexist*
point her to the kitchen for a snack ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:05, archived)
# another one??
if she goes in there again, someone will be posting pics of her on here like above!!
(mr sausage. where the bloody hell are ya?, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:06, archived)
# Arf!
I meant fetch a snack for you...for the cricket ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:07, archived)
# I just asked,
and she showed me this
(mr sausage. where the bloody hell are ya?, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:15, archived)
# I heard somewhere that's there just no whiping an ass that big
and usually the smell is pretty hanous.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:17, archived)
# yeah, she can't even
reach around to wipe.
I hate it when she flashes me like that
(mr sausage. where the bloody hell are ya?, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:20, archived)
# Fucking hell!
I thought my xmas paper wrapping had wrinkles! That's too much.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:19, archived)
# holy mary mother of god
thats worse than THIS - warning NSFW, in fact, NSF Anyone. Do NOT click this link if you are about to have breakfast

(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:25, archived)
# vaginal
cone?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:27, archived)
# I'll take 3!!!
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:40, archived)
# Can I have a flake?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 11:15, archived)
# I saw worse at uni
But yeah, it's sick as hell :-S
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:43, archived)
# i learned the hard way a long time ago
not to click on links labeled as such. so i'm not.

i'm sure it's triffic though.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:46, archived)
# God!
Why do I always fucking click on those!
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:44, archived)
# I wonder how much of my cock would even make it through to her flange
I have to say though, I would. At least once.

/future feeder
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 6:59, archived)
# funny you say that
..the first thing I thought was my doodle wouldn't be big/long enough!!
(mr sausage. where the bloody hell are ya?, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:00, archived)
# I'll be honest, sir
2 of my ex girlfriends have been larger ladies...but nowhere near what's posted above! Cuddly and curvy is best..but you have to draw a line somewhere I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:04, archived)
# i have been with
a couple of big women...the sex was great to be honest. what gets me is women complaining about their size and saying "does my bum look big in this?" when men are paying $40 a month to look at pictures like the above!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:21, archived)
# Hahahahah
I know what you mean. My ex always complained about her size and she was only curvy. Seems the mens' take on things is never appreciated.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:26, archived)
# What I hate
is when you were a young fella, and take home some big girl from the pub,
and you were both full of piss,
when she stopped you while you're rasping away, to ask why you were rooting her belly button
(mr sausage. where the bloody hell are ya?, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:28, archived)
# er
both full of piss? blimey i never did anything like that, altho i have heard of piss enemas lol

(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:38, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:44, archived)
# i just threw up in the back of my mouth a little.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 6:58, archived)
# Haha!
BBW used to mean big beautiful women but really it now means "bloody big women".
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:06, archived)
# the large woman would think it funny if i hit my palm against her belly
but then i'd go into extreme detail in describing the way it ripples throughout the rest of her fat, fat body.

good thing they can't run fast. or run at all, for that matter.

/is feeling particularly mean tonight
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:10, archived)
# Ah come on
Curvy women are nice as hell. I can't stand skinny women. I had 2 ex girlfriends who weren't exactly slim but they weren't exactly fat. I'm not showing anyone pics but if you saw them I'm sure you'd see what I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:17, archived)
# haha i was referring to the kind of woman in the initial picture... 300 pounders, you know.
and women can be perfectly curvy without having much weight at all, but then those are the kinds of women that lads like us read about in magazines and rarely get much closer.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:21, archived)
# Or marry
;)
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:29, archived)
# arf
cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:31, archived)
# Hahaha
ah I know what you mean. What I mean't was those girls were large-ish but not the sort to break beds or sink ships etc hehe. I'm talking cute as a button and...well etc etc. Basically nothing like above ;)
Besides, I don't have time for the "fancy" curvy women who appear on mags and that.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:30, archived)
# you had me at "sink ships"
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:32, archived)
# Hahahaha
but you have to wonder what some of those fat women do gravitationally.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:34, archived)
# you wonder how the tide works
it's really just a great 400 pound cunt who bounces between continents, takes about a month to make the trip each way.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:36, archived)
# There goes the joke
about a load of fat women on a plane...that I still have no punchline for obviously hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:39, archived)
# A very large woman sat down in a bus
in the seat next to her was a young man in a suit and tie.
three elderly ladies were standing near them, feebly clutching the ceiling bar.

"If you were a gentleman," said the woman, "you'd get up and let one of them sit down."

"If you were a lady," the man responded, "you'd get up and let all three of them sit down."
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:45, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
I can't match that I'm afraid!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:48, archived)
# haha it's a rather mild joke, learned it when i was a wee lad but hadn't the foggiest what it meant then
i'm rather pleased to have remembered it, though :-D
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:49, archived)
# Hahaha
I've got mates who can come off with the sickest jokes you can think of..yet I hadn't heard that one hehe. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:54, archived)
# Cuddly girls are usually very nice, friendly and talkative....
...but there's this girl who works in a shop in my village, she's the most gorgeous, perfect looking girl I have EVER seen. Yes, I have no doubt about this, and her personality matches! She will actually talk to you, laugh at your jokes and smile constantly. Usually, attractive girls are right stuck up tarts. Not this one.

She's one in a million, really.

I think about her a lot of the time. I'm not ashamed of this, she makes me feel younger again.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 15 Jan 2006, 10:08, archived)
# BBW ?
(mr sausage. where the bloody hell are ya?, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:11, archived)
# Not that big!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:14, archived)
# chroist!
that's fine, i'll be staring upon at least half of that picture for a while

/that is actually a fucking ace shop. woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:19, archived)
# cannot take credit
it was something I had sitting around in a file somewhere
(mr sausage. where the bloody hell are ya?, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:22, archived)
# ahh
very honourable of you to say so.

/googles catherine zeta jones just a tad more... for, you know, articles to read...
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:24, archived)
# would
x2 lol

(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:26, archived)
# if the one on the right was too loose,
you could use the one on the left as a re-sleeve
(mr sausage. where the bloody hell are ya?, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:30, archived)
# Gah!
Give me the fuggin' mind bleach. That's just so wrong!
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:10, archived)
# Hahaha
you're up early...or is that really late?
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:22, archived)
# Not too late here
I'm in Vancouver so it's 11:30 p.m. right now.

:)
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:27, archived)
# Really?
Blimey! Suppose it's my own ignorance. I could have sworn you were on the same time zone :-S
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:32, archived)
# Nope. Canada here.
I'm just on at crazy hours sometimes. That's probably why you had that impression.
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:35, archived)
# Hehe it makes sense
I've been on here since lunch time yesterday (GMT).
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:36, archived)
# Haha,
Sounds like you're doing the same crazy hours.
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:41, archived)
# Hehe don't I know it
At some point I know I'm going to collapse on the keyboard. It always happens. Only thing keeping me going is the fact that I have the house to myself and I have my music up too loud to doze ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:46, archived)
# I'm damn hungry now,
I might have to visit a drive through for some greasy burgers.

:-9
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:55, archived)
# That would tempt me, man
I'm starting to get very peckish...again. I've already gone through half the food that's supposed to last me the week. If you're hungry, man, then go for it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 8:00, archived)