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# i'm not certain that i should ever be allowed to becomea father.
from the point of view of, well, humanity, i'm unconvinced that it would be a good thing.
(, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:01, archived)
# unfortunately there's no vetting procedure
I don't think I would have passed either...
(, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:04, archived)
# if my sperm is as lazy as the rest of me, there's a great chance
that it sits round reading a paper and smoking all day.

try to hold that mental image, kids.
(, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:06, archived)