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# TODAY!


Sigh! Nup! Now!
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:46, archived)
# wait
stop the car

rewind

there are places besides London!?
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:51, archived)
# presumably they're going to finish their evening by shooting each other.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:52, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:19, archived)
# Where?
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:52, archived)
# well
I don't know! Can't be any good though.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:53, archived)
# Oh my God!
Your totally wrong like man!
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:53, archived)
# I think your "like" is in the wrong place.
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:57, archived)
# Maybe they mean 'totally wrong like (a) man'?
*ducks*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:58, archived)
# that's what i thought he meant.
they don't teach english properly in schools these days, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:00, archived)
# *looks over wall*
You might be right but i'm going to assume it was a dig at americans and so, it's like totally wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:01, archived)
# I think you're probably right
But it could just as easily be mock 60's 'spaced' speak
(like, yeeeah, like man)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:03, archived)
# oh thats true
too much slang argh!
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:05, archived)
# I don't have
a totally wrong like man
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:20, archived)
# Why do all bashes i want to go to
occur on weekends i have my daughter?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:53, archived)
# well you could always bring her
unless you like...care about her...then it's probably best not to.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:54, archived)
# I'm sure I could
park her in a corner with some crayons and a bottle of absinthe
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:58, archived)
# i am interested in your fathering classes and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:58, archived)
# haha
I'll let you know when it's published
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:00, archived)
# she organises them all
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:54, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:56, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:58, archived)
# you clearly need to become a FECKLESS FATHER.
*calls CSA hotline*
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:56, archived)
# ha!
I've been paying those cnuts for 8 years now
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:57, archived)
# i'm not certain that i should ever be allowed to becomea father.
from the point of view of, well, humanity, i'm unconvinced that it would be a good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:01, archived)
# unfortunately there's no vetting procedure
I don't think I would have passed either...
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:04, archived)
# if my sperm is as lazy as the rest of me, there's a great chance
that it sits round reading a paper and smoking all day.

try to hold that mental image, kids.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:06, archived)
# nothing like a good bit of
incest to brighten up your weekends
(The Director of Directing, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:56, archived)
# Dirty boy
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:58, archived)
# speak for yourself
...
(The Director of Directing, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:59, archived)
# You've had your daughter????
Digusting ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:01, archived)
#
http://www.b3ta.com/board/5567461
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:03, archived)
# Are you
allowed to work in schools?
(The Director of Directing, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:07, archived)
# yes.
But he is on list 99.
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:23, archived)
# Travelling to places I've never been scares the bejeesus out of me*
cos I never have a clue how to get where I want to go



*which is kind of odd given how often I do stuff that I have no idea whether I'll be able to do. Just travelling I guess :/
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:56, archived)
# give me a lift and I will point out funny looking people for you
so you can pay attention to the road..



genuine offer
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:58, archived)
# Do you know how to get there?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:59, archived)
# Derby! Nottingham!
They're so close they're practically the same city.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:02, archived)
# So give me a train station and VERY clear/specific directions as to how to find this home of the funness
and I shall strongly consider going.

I really shouldn't let on, unfair advantage and all that, but I'm very tempted by this opportunity and given the right circunstances the chances are quite good I shall overcome my fears and attend
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:06, archived)
# I have no idea where you are from....
so it is a dumb suggestion - but if you are near glasgow or edinburgh - I will split the fuel.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:09, archived)
# Hahah, Derby
It's close enough to Nottingham to tempt me, but far enough away/alien enough to scare me

*rocks*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:11, archived)
# come along!
it'll be aceage!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:12, archived)
# Well, the station is Nottingham.
Map here.

Scroll down and Nottingham train station is on station street.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:12, archived)
# I can use the powers of tom-tom
also - I have driven past before.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:05, archived)
# oh, you doubters.....
I *WILL* be there....
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:59, archived)
# Uhuh.
Yeah right.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:03, archived)
# I'm driving up this afternoon
sadly Leningrad isn't coming with me :(
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:04, archived)
# Boo!
Yay for you though.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:10, archived)
# Gah,
I wish I could afford it.
(I helped save b3ta! Randomgazz, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:02, archived)