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# I just woke up to a papercut in my ribs
I didn't go to sleep until 8:00 this morning and rolled over just now and got a paper cut.

I exclaimed a groggy 'what the fuck?' and was delighted to find an envelope folded up with the words 'It's nacho cheese baby' written in illuminous marker.
(, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:22, archived)
# good good.
why were you all still up at 7.30 this morning? who was that bloke with the beard?

i woke up thinking it was a weekday morning and tht i'd overslept.
(, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:23, archived)
# The bloke was some cunt called Albert
he was a bit of a twat to be honest. He was being a cunt to -t so I upset him enough that he left not long after you came down
(, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:27, archived)
# what happened? TELL ME.
(, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:29, archived)
# not a lot more than that really
I can't remember very much
(, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:33, archived)
# you're a fucking shower of shit.
(, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:34, archived)