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# Here is my new kittie
I am not one for Fluffy time crap - but i thought you may like to see him!

He's 15 :)))))) Glad i could give him a home :)

EDIT:-
The adoption is for him rather than us. He deserves to live out his years in a home rather than a cage. His family gave him up after 15 years cos they were having a baby.... bastards.
also - his name is Charlie - but i will be using all the names below as soon as I have other cats :) (couldnt rename this guy - hes had the name for 15 years!)

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(Ush, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:08, archived)
# aww
beautiful kitty
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:09, archived)
# yeah - he's really quite sweet - doesnt act 15 either
his family gave him up after 15 years cos they were having a baby!??!? how do you get rid of a cat after 15 years!? mental
(Ush, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:10, archived)
# put it in a bag and throw it in a river
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:11, archived)
# that wasnt predictable :)
(Ush, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:13, archived)
# it can get eaten by a whale!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:13, archived)
# hahah
whales could do with the protein
(Ush, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:14, archived)
# *spuffs in the thames*
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:20, archived)
# you and the rest of the male London population
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:21, archived)
# you should bottle it and market it as "lemony's special proteiny plankton".
god, i'm glad they got a greasemonkey thing sorted out for this place. i was finding it all a little bit confusing last night.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:22, archived)
# i keep pressing tab the wrong number of times and ending up in the wrong place
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:24, archived)
# it has made me realise that, at least at this time of the day
this place doesn't move much quicker than the old place does/used to.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:27, archived)
# it goes in bursts
is munkt0n away at the moment or something? the board-quake seems ominously protracted
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:30, archived)
# the hard drive on the database has died, i think.
they're attempting resuscitation as we speak, i should think.

i'm quite happy on here, so i have no great opinion on the matter.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:32, archived)
# yes, but it's screwed up my browsing habits
i hit the 4rthur button when i'm bored without even thinking about it
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:34, archived)
# i've still got it set as m home page.
which is pretty fucking annoying.

i should probably change that.

*changes it*
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:35, archived)
# I'm thinking
you'd have to be a cunt to do that. Are cats bad for babies or something!?
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:11, archived)
# If the cat eats the baby then yes
either that, or the baby had a severe cat allergy.
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:14, archived)
# no idea....
i was shocked
we also found out they get lots of old cats handed in with the request to have them put down.

why?

cos the owner died and the son or daughter dont want to look after them anymore..... cu*ts
(Ush, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:14, archived)
# I had a cat when my parent had my sister
It tried to smother her due to jealousy. And we had to get rid of it eventually.

We still have the cat though
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:25, archived)
# you should have your own show...
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:26, archived)
# that is a bad idea on so many levels that i can't even begin to
list them.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:28, archived)
# i think the church should be turned into the inspiration for a hit tv sit-com
Butterflies for the 21sty century
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:32, archived)
# they've got three months of us left.
i personally think that i should audition the next person to move in.

i solemnly swear to choose the spackiest fucktard that i can find.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:39, archived)
# bastards
"sorry mate, here's your P45"
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:14, archived)
# I give him a week
til he's pissed on everything you own
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:09, archived)
# he's doing well to say the truth!
he's too stuck in his ways to piss anywhere but his tray
(Ush, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:12, archived)
# let's all play...
Guess the Name!


Dr. Jonathan?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:10, archived)
# Oliver Whiskersson?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:10, archived)
# nope :)
keep guessing - we didnt change the name - he's too old for a name change :)
(Ush, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:11, archived)
# Professor Paw Print?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:10, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
thats gonna be my next cat - it's not that imaginative :)
(Ush, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:11, archived)
# Dog Yard Scrat?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:11, archived)
# Timothy Ballsprout
Captain Armpits

Cyril Catcunt

Doggy McKittenfuck

ShittyCat01

Angerpants

Ethel Conkerballs
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:11, archived)
# amazing
i'm gonna have to open a sanctuary - just to use those names :)
(Ush, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:12, archived)
# ShittyCat01 is a good name
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:24, archived)
# Maggie Scratcher
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:11, archived)
# monkeybackpackmonkeybackpackmonkeybackpackmonkeybackpackmonkeybackpackmonkeybackpackmonkeybackpackmonkeybackpackmonkeybackpackmonkeybackpack
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:12, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:14, archived)
# HAHAHAH
oh god... i could call him that..... NO MUST REFRAIN!
(Ush, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:15, archived)
# hahaha
that's the name of my future cat, made famous from Sunshine Elephants fantastic series
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:16, archived)
# Meowralyn
Monroe?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:12, archived)
# Elizabeth Anguloid
Andrew Snozzleburger
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:13, archived)
# is it a sailboat?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:13, archived)
# CHAIRMAN MEOW.
TV CHEF RUSTIE LEE
MUNGO
MARWOOD
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:14, archived)
# hehe
chairman meow.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:14, archived)
# I just woke up to a papercut in my ribs
I didn't go to sleep until 8:00 this morning and rolled over just now and got a paper cut.

I exclaimed a groggy "what the fuck?" and was delighted to find an envelope folded up with the words "It's nacho cheese baby" written in illuminous marker.
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:22, archived)
# good good.
why were you all still up at 7.30 this morning? who was that bloke with the beard?

i woke up thinking it was a weekday morning and tht i'd overslept.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:23, archived)
# The bloke was some cunt called Albert
he was a bit of a twat to be honest. He was being a cunt to -t so I upset him enough that he left not long after you came down
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:27, archived)
# what happened? TELL ME.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:29, archived)
# not a lot more than that really
I can't remember very much
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:33, archived)
# you're a fucking shower of shit.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:34, archived)
# sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a
sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a hot air balloon.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:14, archived)
# I was gonna say that
:/
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 14:31, archived)
# Quarter Smellybucket
Beth Notroos
Evil Kittyspazz
ROBOTIC ANGELSPUNK
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:14, archived)
# Moo Cow
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:15, archived)
# Perfect :)
(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:23, archived)
# it's
Leung Chang, kung-fu king
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:15, archived)
# hahaha
yes!!
(Ush, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:21, archived)
# that's not a bad cat, that.
we have to go cat shopping when we move,but i think we're going to argue over what flavour to get.

edit: in other news, "the planet's funniest animals" has just started on ITV. this pleases me considerably more than it should do.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:11, archived)
# how funny are they on a scale of 1 to goodies?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:16, archived)
# approximately:
little and large with a bucket of diarhhoea doing the macarena.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:19, archived)
# that actually would be the funniest thing ever!
(Ush, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:21, archived)
# someway short of the "Rod Hull falling off the roof" which it would have needed to persuade me to go downstairs and watch
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:22, archived)
# god. if only they'd been showing that live rather than the champions league.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:33, archived)
# does that smilie have a massive double chin?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:12, archived)
# yeah - i'm rather large
(Ush, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:12, archived)
# 15?
you know in cat years thats practicaly dead?
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:15, archived)
# yes!!
but who cares - its for him rather than us we adopted. He deserves to live out his years in a home rather than a cage.
he plays like a kitten though - wierd
(Ush, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:16, archived)
# 15 year old cats are ace
my girlfriend's ex treated his like a doll (pick it up, cuddle it etc) so when he was left platypus was a grumpy cat and hid all the time. now, some months later after being treated like a cat she's all of teh fluff and demands strokes and plays with toys and everything and she is teh cutest cat in the world.

(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:27, archived)
# cool
he doesnt look old, he must have been well looked after
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:34, archived)