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# on the talk board?
(I helped save b3ta! darth munki is flipping livid, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:34, archived)
# Oi,
fuck off. besides which it went down teh sink this morning with the rest of the shaving bollocks. I hate having to shave :(
(minimeuk, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:35, archived)
# hmm
you shaved your bollocks?
(Memorex don't you have anything better to do?, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:36, archived)
# doesnt everyone?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:38, archived)
# No, no;
his sisters.
(I helped save b3ta! Blork krolB, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:38, archived)
# yeah,
now they are like teh magenta cocks!!

yay for magenta cocks
(minimeuk, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:38, archived)
# so you've now got what looks like three cocks?
2 magenta ones either side of a very small one.
(I helped save b3ta! darth munki is flipping livid, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:39, archived)
# The talk board went down the sink?
You must have quite the water flow.
(I helped save b3ta! Blork krolB, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:37, archived)
# no my first reply was that he could try his face..
to which he obviously took offence. Good.
(I helped save b3ta! darth munki is flipping livid, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:38, archived)
# no offence.....
just saw the opportunity for a bit of sweary stuff :)

*buys beer*

*thinks about offering beer*

*drinks beer*
(minimeuk, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:40, archived)
# thanks but I'm off the beer...
shit I know but it doesn't agree with me anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! darth munki is flipping livid, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:41, archived)
# that's not good...
beer fixes everything. the bible says so:

Commandment No. 11
"Thou shalt drink beer" - Christ, J 0026AD
(minimeuk, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:43, archived)