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# my sister....
wants to buy a fluffeh kitin. Any know of anywhere where she can get teh fluff?
(minimeuk, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:33, archived)
# erm, belly button?
(mark has stripey socks, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:37, archived)
# hammmmmmmy!!!!
fluffy cutie
(I helped save b3ta! Not just a hatstand inflamed in the membrane inflamed in the brain, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 16:27, archived)
# on the talk board?
(I helped save b3ta! darth munki is flipping livid, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:34, archived)
# Oi,
fuck off. besides which it went down teh sink this morning with the rest of the shaving bollocks. I hate having to shave :(
(minimeuk, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:35, archived)
# hmm
you shaved your bollocks?
(Memorex don't you have anything better to do?, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:36, archived)
# doesnt everyone?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:38, archived)
# No, no;
his sisters.
(I helped save b3ta! Blork krolB, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:38, archived)
# yeah,
now they are like teh magenta cocks!!

yay for magenta cocks
(minimeuk, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:38, archived)
# so you've now got what looks like three cocks?
2 magenta ones either side of a very small one.
(I helped save b3ta! darth munki is flipping livid, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:39, archived)
# The talk board went down the sink?
You must have quite the water flow.
(I helped save b3ta! Blork krolB, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:37, archived)
# no my first reply was that he could try his face..
to which he obviously took offence. Good.
(I helped save b3ta! darth munki is flipping livid, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:38, archived)
# no offence.....
just saw the opportunity for a bit of sweary stuff :)

*buys beer*

*thinks about offering beer*

*drinks beer*
(minimeuk, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:40, archived)
# thanks but I'm off the beer...
shit I know but it doesn't agree with me anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! darth munki is flipping livid, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:41, archived)
# that's not good...
beer fixes everything. the bible says so:

Commandment No. 11
"Thou shalt drink beer" - Christ, J 0026AD
(minimeuk, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:43, archived)
# The Canine
Defence League?
(Thursday Sugar Bowl, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:34, archived)
# this
or the RSPCA.

google for Pet rescue or something like that and then your area. Its not rocket science, really.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:35, archived)
#
I could not resist.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:45, archived)
# Dan Pet Rescue
Top player - used to watch him at Hillsborough in myseason ticket days.

ho hum
(I helped save b3ta! ogwen69 has returned from Reddit, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 16:17, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 16:43, archived)
# that might be the cat's
protection league. At least I think it's those who are trying to kill me.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:36, archived)
# here
Online kitten shop
(broccoli holocaust, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:35, archived)
# cruel...
but i laughed. Alot
(minimeuk, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:37, archived)
# tell her not to bother
until you have bought a suitable gun with which to tease it. To death.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:35, archived)
# Aha!
TJ:I may be coming to Notts bash afterall *if only for an hour*

/All Notts bash people may be long gone by now.

Nope strike all that my actual plans for the night have been compleatly canceled :(
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:35, archived)
# Boo Nay
...
(PornDungeon, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:49, archived)
# I'm going
but won't be there at the start...
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:58, archived)
# at a guess:
someone who breeds kittens
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:37, archived)
# YOU.
have you heard from the Goblin this morning?

is he on his way to London?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:41, archived)
# Oh my giddy aunt
you're not hosting him are you?

Good luck :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:43, archived)
# i think he's probably sitting in his bedroom spacking out.
but he was momentarily quite keen last night.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:44, archived)
# the thing is, if he gets wind of the fact he missed casual racism hour,
he'll be devastated.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:46, archived)
# i'm going to send him a transcription of it.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:48, archived)
# Hmm
I always imagine Gobby to be a bit like Father Jack. Sitting in an armchair, not saying much but the occasional "drink! feck! arse!" and his very own "you cunt!".. and being very flatulent :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:48, archived)
# a bit like that.
only with more sobbing.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:53, archived)
# I've not heard anything of him
to my great relief
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:44, archived)
# it does make a change, doesn't it?
NOTE - i am being nice this afternoon.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:45, archived)
# gad, that's a pity
I was thinking that there could be a Cheese Rape song, to the theme tune of Stingray.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:46, archived)
# well, "nice" is a relative phrase.
*blacks up*
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:47, archived)
# And I want a rat
which I will call Umbrella

But still nobody cares
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:39, archived)
# ....
point proven

*goes away to be emoish*
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:44, archived)
# aahhhhhhh
poor ickle b3tan, you go to pets at home and buy a rat, do bad things to it, take photos, put them on here. Fun for everyone!!
(minimeuk, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:46, archived)
# nah, I'm hardly home really
will do it later
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:48, archived)
# I want to buy
your sister
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:46, archived)
# how much?
bidding starts at 99p
(minimeuk, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:47, archived)
# that's a bit pricy
(shhexycorin : victim of genocide, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:52, archived)
# does she
swallow?
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:59, archived)
# they tend to live in rubbish bins
(shhexycorin : victim of genocide, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:49, archived)
# hello Corin!
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:49, archived)
# hello!
:)
(shhexycorin : victim of genocide, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:51, archived)
# Owner of the shexiest website ever, i think you'll find.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:52, archived)
# *blushes*
(shhexycorin : victim of genocide, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:56, archived)
# I'm bookmarking this thread a warning reference to others.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:49, archived)
# good move
saves me writing "there's a pet shop in the town centre, near the newsagents. Try there."
What a fucking stupid question...
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:53, archived)
# oh,
here
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 16:07, archived)