It was inspired a while ago by me having a heavy nosebleed in the shower, but i had shampoo in my eyes so i couldn't see it dripping down meI stepped out of the shower, wiped my eyes with a towel, looked down and saw I was drenched in blood.
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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go.,
Fri 27 Jan 2006, 22:33,
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It's not sexy, I didn't say "flaps" once. Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go.,
Fri 27 Jan 2006, 22:39,
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I did that oncewhilst having a shave when I was half asleep..
was using one of those lubricating strip razors, "over lubed" me moustache bit, razor slipped, and I managed to take half my nose off, and the blood didn`t stop for about 3 hours
ended up having to phone into work sick :/
(was using one of those lubricating strip razors, "over lubed" me moustache bit, razor slipped, and I managed to take half my nose off, and the blood didn`t stop for about 3 hours
ended up having to phone into work sick :/
Reckless_Rik,
Fri 27 Jan 2006, 22:36,
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