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[challenge entry] My pet seagull goes out and causes havoc with his friends when i'm not around
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(I helped save b3ta! raw-edge, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:58, archived)
# I'm sending that
to my mate Andy - he's an Albion fan. For his sins.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 15:04, archived)
# heh
so very true...

some woman had her finger bitten off by one a couple of years ago. The seagulls down her are right feckers - and HUGE
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 15:05, archived)
# They're bastards to kill as well.
Very thick skulls.
(I helped save b3ta! grifftinfoilhat, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 15:11, archived)
# Especially when
silly feckers try to push them in to the sea.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 15:11, archived)
# he was
actually trying to catch it.. dunno why.

not really surprising it shat on his leg then.
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 15:34, archived)
# \urban myth
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(I helped save b3ta! huggybear, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 15:13, archived)
# no it isn't actually
sorry it be true - i remember the paper and the fat they had to put loads of signs up down along the beach saying "Don't feed the seaguls - they can be dangerous".
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 15:28, archived)
# Can't eat those feckers either!
Boil 'em and they go green!
(I helped save b3ta! D3xt3r Don't take any guff from these fucking swine...., Sun 15 Dec 2002, 13:07, archived)