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# Absolutely!
If I could live my life sitting on the riverbank eating chips with all the other ducks, I'd die a happy....duck.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:52, archived)
# You have to dodge the swans
They are real bastards. Chased me the last time I went for a walk along the bank
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:55, archived)
# Swans are viscious to the max.
When I worked at the safari park we had them, big giant white things that would come and fight us for our lunch.

Oooh, and once a duckling stole a cigarette out of my hand and tried to swallow it, silly thing.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:57, archived)
# Safari park eh?
At least that's semi captivty. Here the council put signs along the canal bank saying proceed at your peril, or something. One day I'll get past that nesting site never to return. I'll be having tea with the dragons on the other side, now they are nice creatures
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:01, archived)
# Wow.
Take electric pokers and lots of body armour. You're a warrior, Squire.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:02, archived)
# Erm, warrior? Yes, that's what I am
All brave and that*



*actually scared of moths
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:05, archived)
# Then that makes you even more of a warrior for braving the swans.
It all makes 100% of sense in my brain.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:09, archived)
# I am, as always, your humble servant
*bows head*

Your majesty
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:20, archived)