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# erm. stuck in my head this one


but problee bindun back in 2004 compo

respect paid to source
(Jizzmop, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:35, archived)
# NFSFFW!!!
Some extra fucks in there.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:37, archived)
# That's nice
Have a lightbulb, wasn't worth its own thread

(I helped save b3ta! blueNine Bees with Knees, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:37, archived)
# um....

toaster?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:40, archived)
# Bah!
You win!

Just wait till I get my blender, then you're in for it!
(I helped save b3ta! blueNine Bees with Knees, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:41, archived)
# PULL!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:41, archived)
# consider it pulled
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:44, archived)
# Hahahahaha
I love the way ducks fly. It always looks so intense.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:47, archived)
# They don't fly around here
Cocking tourists just feed them chips so they just sit and wait. Fair play to them I say
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:49, archived)
# Absolutely!
If I could live my life sitting on the riverbank eating chips with all the other ducks, I'd die a happy....duck.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:52, archived)
# You have to dodge the swans
They are real bastards. Chased me the last time I went for a walk along the bank
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:55, archived)
# Swans are viscious to the max.
When I worked at the safari park we had them, big giant white things that would come and fight us for our lunch.

Oooh, and once a duckling stole a cigarette out of my hand and tried to swallow it, silly thing.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:57, archived)
# Safari park eh?
At least that's semi captivty. Here the council put signs along the canal bank saying proceed at your peril, or something. One day I'll get past that nesting site never to return. I'll be having tea with the dragons on the other side, now they are nice creatures
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:01, archived)
# Wow.
Take electric pokers and lots of body armour. You're a warrior, Squire.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:02, archived)
# Erm, warrior? Yes, that's what I am
All brave and that*



*actually scared of moths
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:05, archived)
# Then that makes you even more of a warrior for braving the swans.
It all makes 100% of sense in my brain.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:09, archived)
# I am, as always, your humble servant
*bows head*

Your majesty
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:20, archived)
# Toaster?
I hardly know her...
(I helped save b3ta! UF0 I ignore ALL board nazis!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:54, archived)
# I like to get my head stuck up it.
(waxdart hello., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:37, archived)
# please link nsfw images
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:37, archived)
# It's art!
(I helped save b3ta! darth munki is flipping livid, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:39, archived)
# Is it?
My boss wouldn't see it that way

Please linkify
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:42, archived)
# OK?
www.b3ta.com/board/5629876

If your boss isn't going to like it dont show him.
(I helped save b3ta! darth munki is flipping livid, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:43, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:44, archived)
# that's
what I thought. source wasn't thought nsfw so sorry for offence. I quite like the arty pic and my embassy appologises. problably too late to linky I guess.
(Jizzmop, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:42, archived)
# Re: lateness
Plenty of time for a linky... chop chop.
(I helped save b3ta! blueNine Bees with Knees, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:43, archived)
# Not too late...
... just link it.
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:44, archived)
# it has to look like porn to be NSFW
not just have norks
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:41, archived)
# this /\
there's too many prudes around here
(I helped save b3ta! darth munki is flipping livid, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:47, archived)
# Pervert!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:50, archived)
# People with prude bosses
is all
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:50, archived)
# that's not our problem
Actual documented workplace policies are what we care about.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:52, archived)
# funny,
the faq doesn't mention documented workplace policies. it does say that images that could, if your boss looks over your shoulder, be mistaken for porn should be linked.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 23:07, archived)
# prudish
*pedant*

I doubt you're aloud to look at b3ta full stop at work! but we all do!
(I helped save b3ta! darth munki is flipping livid, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:52, archived)
# I must
check faq again.
am surprised it fell for crit compared to other mash on here with LARGE expletives but there you go
(Jizzmop, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:56, archived)
# yes, this^
if your boss catches you looking at b3ta, you might get slap on the wrists. if there is a genuine NSFW, porn-a-like pic, you'll get t'sack. the (now linked) image up there is just a drawing, you can't really mistake it for pr0n.

/aaaand relax.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:58, archived)
# Intelligent deliberately misspelled.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:18, archived)
# *allowed*
/pedant ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:02, archived)