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# he certainly is.
in other news, i'm half-watching the luge at the winter olympics on the television. given that what they're essentially doing is sliding round an ice track on a tea tray at 90 mph, how exactly do they control themselves while they're doing it?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:05, archived)
# directional farting
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:07, archived)
#
by well-timed farts

edit/Mindpiss!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:07, archived)
# really strong bladder sphincter muscles?
I'd piss myself at that speed. And at that temperature too.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:09, archived)
# it would come out as a frozen shaft of urine, though.
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# Interesting...
I thought it would be warm, a la Dumb and Dumber on the moped (or was it lawn mower?)
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:14, archived)
# pilates?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:09, archived)
# Pontius?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:12, archived)
# when I was a kid and subjected to the usual primary school christian bollocks around christmas time
I imagined Pontius Pilate to look like Darth Vader in Star Wars .. at the end, where he`s flying a Tie fighter with his little oxygen mask thing on
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:15, archived)