
One to my girlfriend, and one to a girl who I know will not get any off any one else cos she's so ugly. I'm hoping it will make her feel less bad.
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Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:08,
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...in the ass...
...DRY!

or a man and a man.
or two women, one with a strap on.

but if she finds out it's a sympathy card that'd be more gutting than getting no cards.
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Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:13,
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very much so
(he says, as once the long-ago recipient of a sympathy card, the emotional scars from which have remained to this day)
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Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:16,
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(he says, as once the long-ago recipient of a sympathy card, the emotional scars from which have remained to this day)

I've only had 3 valentine's cards ever.
One was a joke, from my friend John
One was from one of my little brother's friends, who was about 8 at the time. Sweet, but not really the sort of thing I was after
One was from an ex, who had dumped me the day before Valentine's day but had already sent the card.
Bah!
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Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:18,
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One was a joke, from my friend John
One was from one of my little brother's friends, who was about 8 at the time. Sweet, but not really the sort of thing I was after
One was from an ex, who had dumped me the day before Valentine's day but had already sent the card.
Bah!