Yes...
...but this isn't a 'Self Effacing Humourous Commentary On Britain's Empire Building Atrocities' compo.
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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Mon 27 Feb 2006, 14:53,
archived)
Maybe
that should be next week's competition.
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tomsk,
Mon 27 Feb 2006, 14:56,
archived)