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# Indeed
'I say, this water meter is 2 metres long'
(Londingham ., Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:27, archived)
# I now understand
I assumed you spelled both "metre" because I'm American and ignorant
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:28, archived)
# *spangs with special sarcasm-stick*
:)
(Londingham ., Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:29, archived)
# This really probably isn't helping my case
but I wasn't being sarcastic
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:30, archived)
# Irony?
And, is that a metal?
(I helped save b3ta! steponfrog dribblygreenstuffdriblingfrommynoes, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:32, archived)
# Yeah,
even I saw the irony in there
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:34, archived)
# On a completely unrelated note...
Last week someone phoned our landline and asked "Hello, is that London?"...
(Londingham ., Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:36, archived)
# What an amazing question!
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:36, archived)
# You'd think he'd have figured it out when he dialled the area code for London.....
(Londingham ., Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:38, archived)
# Well if he thought London had its own phone number
he probably wasn't coherent enough to recognize the area code
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:40, archived)
# pffft
Maybe he'd heard 'London Calling' and was trying to call back....
(Londingham ., Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:42, archived)
# hahahaha
that made me laugh too much*


*out loud
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:43, archived)
# Get
a lot of visitors do you?
(I helped save b3ta! steponfrog dribblygreenstuffdriblingfrommynoes, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:37, archived)
# nah
and the phone was put in fresh when we moved in..
(Londingham ., Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:39, archived)
# Ah...
there's your problem... they were probably phoning the new phone instead of the old one.!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! steponfrog dribblygreenstuffdriblingfrommynoes, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:43, archived)
# At least you are no more ignorant than some anonymous soul at the BBC*
*Or many many other people
(Londingham ., Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:32, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
aww
(I helped save b3ta! sutton a non-prophet organization!, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:31, archived)
# Are you
the bloke wot is going to come and sort out my water meter?????????
(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:31, archived)
# Yes,
yes I am

*REVELS in the fact that MY water is unmetered....*

*wastes water as we speak...*
(Londingham ., Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:33, archived)
# I leak
from my nose
(I helped save b3ta! steponfrog dribblygreenstuffdriblingfrommynoes, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:44, archived)
# You better
bloody well turn up on time this time
(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:46, archived)