*phones childline*hello, yes, that's right, again, indeed, neighbours with elton john, well you know what they say, yes the jacket, yep, and the cattle prods, just to be sure, ok, bye.
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:21,
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pffft!This is what the poor feller looks like today... chicken pox!
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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of,
Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:26,
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oooohpoor little blighter
*adds calomine lotion to bath*
(*adds calomine lotion to bath*
I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat,
Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:30,
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posting toples pics of your children againyou'll get into trouble again, just like that nice Mr Gadd.
and tell him not to pic the scabs or he'll look like a hispanic detective in a new york cop shop.
(and tell him not to pic the scabs or he'll look like a hispanic detective in a new york cop shop.
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:31,
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We're trying!His twin bro recovered from it recently and he's just about blemish free, although he had fewer spots!
Worst bit is that ZW Jr jr jr jr up there has a nasty spot right at his Gary Glitter, and he woke Mrs ZW and me up at hourly intervals last night to put cream on it... yeeeech - the joys of parenthood (and the skills of pretending to be fast asleep so the missus has to do it).
(Worst bit is that ZW Jr jr jr jr up there has a nasty spot right at his Gary Glitter, and he woke Mrs ZW and me up at hourly intervals last night to put cream on it... yeeeech - the joys of parenthood (and the skills of pretending to be fast asleep so the missus has to do it).
Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of,
Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:33,
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Gah!poor chap.
just 14 weeks until i can experence the joys of this parenthood you are talking about.
(just 14 weeks until i can experence the joys of this parenthood you are talking about.
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:38,
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