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# Woo!
Thou shalt not be longer than 30 minutes
Thou shalt not race thy moped around our housing estate
Thou shalt not get lost, go back to the shop and phone to find out where we are, then turn up an hour later with a stone cold pizza
Thou shalt not forget my bottle of coke
Thou shalt carry enough change for a twenty quid note
Thou shalt accept that scottish fivers are legal tender
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:38, archived)
# Also..
Thou shalt not bring me the wrong fucking order.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:46, archived)
# And...
Thou shalt give thy pizzas names that make some amount of sense.

"Jamaican Bombastic Pizza" and "Ay Carumba Fajita Pizza" are NOT names that make sense.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:19, archived)
# Plus:
Thou shalt not offer thy thin crust Chicago base, it's really shit.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:24, archived)
# ...
Profit?
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:21, archived)