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[challenge entry] Moses does something useful...

From the If The World Was Fluffy challenge. See all 329 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Le Branleur Formidable vous tend la main droite, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:31, archived)
# Nice 'shoppery there, woo!
Ham and pineapple please, with loads of tomato sauce base.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:35, archived)
# PINEAPPLE???
... on a pizza???
(I helped save b3ta! Le Branleur Formidable vous tend la main droite, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:36, archived)
# Yes, best of all the toppings.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:37, archived)
# You're a very sick person
and you probably need professional help.
(I helped save b3ta! Le Branleur Formidable vous tend la main droite, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:44, archived)
# What do you think of tuna as a topping?
Personally, I think those who approve ought to have the help.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:45, archived)
# Tuna?
Great topping with thinly sliced onions.
(I helped save b3ta! Le Branleur Formidable vous tend la main droite, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:46, archived)
# Weirdo.
Warm tuna is foul.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:52, archived)
# No it's not....
... it's fish.
(I helped save b3ta! Le Branleur Formidable vous tend la main droite, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:53, archived)
# you're crazy
tuna and cheese on toast is the bog's dollocks. ( tuna melt is the posh west end term )
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:54, archived)
# That's good too...
christ I'm fucking hungry now.
(I helped save b3ta! Le Branleur Formidable vous tend la main droite, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:01, archived)
# I ADORE tuna. Can't get enough of it.
But only when it's nice and cold. Sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:01, archived)
# remind me to cook you
a tuna steak with cracked black pepper and challots. You have not eaten Tuna until you have had fresh fish and not the pickled shite from John West.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:06, archived)
# God.
I'm really fucking hungry now.
(I helped save b3ta! Le Branleur Formidable vous tend la main droite, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:10, archived)
# this!
I took my nephews for Pizza on their last visit here and they wanted an HAWAIIAN??? I had to educate them into the truth that pizza is not pizza without lashings of chillis and pepperoni. Pineapple on a pizza? Whatever next? A man, ON THE MOON? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:38, archived)
# John Peel is DEAD?!!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:39, archived)
# YAY for chillis and peperoni
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Le Branleur Formidable vous tend la main droite, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:45, archived)
# I must admit, lashings of pepperoni is damn fine topping indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:46, archived)
# Ah, then there may be
hope yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Le Branleur Formidable vous tend la main droite, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:48, archived)
# Woo!
Thou shalt not be longer than 30 minutes
Thou shalt not race thy moped around our housing estate
Thou shalt not get lost, go back to the shop and phone to find out where we are, then turn up an hour later with a stone cold pizza
Thou shalt not forget my bottle of coke
Thou shalt carry enough change for a twenty quid note
Thou shalt accept that scottish fivers are legal tender
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:38, archived)
# Also..
Thou shalt not bring me the wrong fucking order.
(I helped save b3ta! Le Branleur Formidable vous tend la main droite, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:46, archived)
# And...
Thou shalt give thy pizzas names that make some amount of sense.

"Jamaican Bombastic Pizza" and "Ay Carumba Fajita Pizza" are NOT names that make sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:19, archived)
# Plus:
Thou shalt not offer thy thin crust Chicago base, it's really shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Le Branleur Formidable vous tend la main droite, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:24, archived)
# ...
Profit?
(Slartibartfast.... designer of coastlines, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:21, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:42, archived)