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# the stalker of the shore
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(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 2:57, archived)
# That wouldn't be able to eat
It's muzzle is too short and it has no disernable neck, that creature would starve to death.
It is however very well shopped, well done
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 2:59, archived)
# it could crouch......
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 3:01, archived)
# It could.
It'd look a little funnier.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 3:04, archived)
# I think your retort should have been:
"It bipedal nature would mean it would be able to run very fast and dive forwards with pinpoint accuracy to catch its prey"
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 3:08, archived)
# It'd sink,
Very fast predators are nice, but not on water. If you had a huge and nasty fish with tentacles it might be formiddable, but this is a fox and he can't even swim. If he was threating you and stuff you could just shove him under and be done with it. This isn't a worthy foe.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 3:21, archived)
# Top reflectamanageisticalation!!!!!!
He just needs two teeny, tiny, little arms.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 3:01, archived)
# Its front heavy already
it's a miracle it hasn't fallen forwards and drowned
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 3:02, archived)
# I think
his tail is perfectly weighted to where, if it stuck straight out, he could handle a pair of tiny pincer arms.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 3:04, archived)
# It'd be a pretty ugly scenario if he stood in mud most of the time.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 3:05, archived)
# Silly tart!
Fox is not skiier!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 3:02, archived)
# Woo
But if he burped too hard he might taste shit.

*ick*

Sorry.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 3:32, archived)
# Poor foxy
He ain't half the beast he used to be...
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 8:58, archived)