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[challenge entry] Tired of fake vaginas?!?!?!
The New Zombie Love Aid!

From the Failed Sex Toys challenge. See all 254 entries (closed)

(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 1:19, archived)
# I wanna to fuck your eye sockets
(Sverre my password is "password", Thu 16 Mar 2006, 1:22, archived)
# he's tall
you'd need a ladder
(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 1:24, archived)
# I wanna fuck your ladder
(Sverre my password is "password", Thu 16 Mar 2006, 1:24, archived)
# be at mine,
7pm tomorrow. Ladder will be fully extended.
(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 1:27, archived)
# Grrr!
It's a date
(Sverre my password is "password", Thu 16 Mar 2006, 1:28, archived)
# don't be late
cos that really pisses me off.
(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 1:29, archived)
# or
you could just stand on your head.
(DrLZRDMN, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 1:25, archived)
# Eh!?!?!
How do you know that??? I'm quite scared!
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 1:25, archived)
# see
profile
(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 1:27, archived)
# Erm...
Northerner... works in media... Trav? Or did you mean mine?
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 1:28, archived)
# got it
in two. You are tall

AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 1:30, archived)
# I hate it when that happens
I used to wear a name tag at work and it freaked me out when people knew my name, so I changed the name on the badge.
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 1:31, archived)
# ah
I don't tell people at work my name, and they are embarassed to ask. most amusing. 'You know, the one with the spike in his lip'
(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 1:33, archived)
# I used
To just call everyone Steve, it seems to work, like how in Glasgow you call anyone you meet Jim...
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 1:34, archived)
# I'm in
Coventry, although I don't like to admit it. Everyone is called 'Orroyyyyyt???'
(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 1:45, archived)