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[challenge entry] I know the market is there
fucking RSPCA bastards


From the Failed Sex Toys challenge. See all 254 entries (closed)

(goober, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 12:03, archived)
# HAHA
*orders twelveteen*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 12:04, archived)
# see, I knew it
Hamsters and fists just don't do it for you experienced bummers anymore, am I right?
(goober, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 12:06, archived)
# you should listen to the poodle lecture
by Frank Zappa
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 12:10, archived)
# billy the mountain?
magdalena?
(goober, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 12:12, archived)
# no
just a track called the poodle lecture

the other ones are fine too though
"Magdaleeeeeenaaaaaaaa, don't you tease me like thiiiiiiis"
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 12:20, archived)
# Yay For Frank
The poodle bites! (come on, frenchie) The poodle chews it! (snap it!) The poodle bites! (come on, frenchie) The poodle chews it! ...
(Soupy Twist BEST BEFORE:, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 12:33, archived)
# yes
but that's another song

he had a thing for/against poodles, you know ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 12:46, archived)
# Make it into a kit
so that you can adapt to fit your choice of pet...
PROFIT!
(exabopper - I see what you did there!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 12:16, archived)
# I did think of that
and I do supply attachments if you want to go "ol skool"

(goober, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 12:22, archived)
# ^bruce lee?

(daftsmell, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 12:39, archived)