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[challenge entry] Introducing the new Dyson Penis Pump

From the Failed Sex Toys challenge. See all 254 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Drunken Vet, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 15:52, archived)
# hahaha
compo it and I'll click you to heaven and back!
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 15:53, archived)
# Click me, Click me
Take me to heaven!




/deprived guy
(I helped save b3ta! Drunken Vet, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 15:55, archived)
# you can't do that!!!!
*stern look*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 15:53, archived)
# What did I write before you deleted it.....
....oh yeah, I remember.

The only downside is that it costs £300!

;)
(I helped save b3ta! El_Jamer ooh Zippy!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 15:53, archived)
# I'm sure i could get one for less for you
as it's you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Drunken Vet, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 15:57, archived)
# I'm a woman!

You may as well keep on using it yourself!

;)
(I helped save b3ta! El_Jamer ooh Zippy!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 16:02, archived)
# Integrated penis pump and cigar cutter? :)
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 15:53, archived)
# i bet it
sucks like a washing machine
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 15:55, archived)