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# Arrr that I be
fortified with toast, I am ready to rule the world. Wanna join me? First I am going to abolish celery and marzipan and then if I have time, I will stop all wars and make everyone love each other using subtle suggestion and smacks in the gob.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:19, archived)
# I insist on a marzipan amnesty
celery, get rid of it!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:21, archived)
# Marzipan is dried up devil semen
100% of pure fact!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:26, archived)
# mmm
but it tastes soo good with apricot jam, covering a dark fruit cake.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:29, archived)
# Hmm
That sounds like a fine plan sir!

But I fear I may not quite the sir you are looking for since I do see an occasional place in the world for both celery and marzipan!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:21, archived)
# *shrug*
no problem, I will put you in charge of the subtle suggestion department and I will deliver the smacks in the gob :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:26, archived)
# Deal!

...can we have Jaffas now? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:27, archived)
# I gave away all my goodies
apart from an Easter Egg. You can have that. It's only got a little bit nibbled out of it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:35, archived)