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(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:58, archived)
# Is that a chimp, or a bonobo?
Cos if its a bonobo, that could be a pretty good seller.

(if bonobos actually had any money of course)
(I helped save b3ta! Beastmeter Small But Scrappy, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 22:01, archived)
# ^here's why^
Sexual intercourse plays a major role in Bonobo society, being used as a greeting, a means of conflict resolution and post-conflict reconciliation, and as favours traded by the females in exchange for food. Bonobos are the only non-human apes to have been observed engaging in all of the following sexual activities: face-to-face genital sex (most frequently female-female, then male-female and male-male), tongue kissing, and oral sex. This happens within the immediate family as well as outside of it. Bonobos do not form permanent relationships with individual partners

/edit fuck, look at the forehead, it's clearly a chimp!
(I helped save b3ta! El_Jamer ooh Zippy!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 22:16, archived)
# Hello!
*fucks*
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 22:21, archived)
# Hello?

*peels off leg*
(I helped save b3ta! El_Jamer ooh Zippy!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 22:24, archived)
# Just cos I know, how bonobo behaviour differs...
doesnt mean I can spot the fuckers apart.

They all look like monkeys to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Beastmeter Small But Scrappy, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 22:25, archived)
# Racist?

(I helped save b3ta! El_Jamer ooh Zippy!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 22:27, archived)
# Vib-rape-tor
that how I saw it. Don't fuck a monkey, man.
(sundaeg1rl Lady Two-Jugs, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 23:29, archived)