An irish priest decides he wants a holidayso he annoints one of his fellows to become priest for a while. he tells his replacement 'ive written a list of the most common sins, and how many hail mary's for each'.
the priest leaves, and shortly, a woman comes for confession, and speaks 'father, i have sinned, last night i gave a man a blowjob'. the priest looks on the list but couldnt find a blowjob. so he pokes his head out of the door and asks a passing chior boy 'hay son, what did the priest give for a blowjob?'
the boy responds 'usually a mars bar and a lift home'
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the priest leaves, and shortly, a woman comes for confession, and speaks 'father, i have sinned, last night i gave a man a blowjob'. the priest looks on the list but couldnt find a blowjob. so he pokes his head out of the door and asks a passing chior boy 'hay son, what did the priest give for a blowjob?'
the boy responds 'usually a mars bar and a lift home'
