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[challenge entry] A pea for the comp
The 'Dial-a-Pigeon-Scat-Bukkake Service' didn't last long...

From the Failed Sex Toys challenge. See all 254 entries (closed)

(Whitepaw I write computer games for a living, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 15:01, archived)
# I don't know why.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 15:03, archived)
#
maybe the service was shitty
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 15:10, archived)
# Just you and I.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 15:11, archived)
# "hello, is that the AA? i've locked myself out of my car.
i need a car key. sorry, the reception here's appalling. i said I NEED A CAR KEY. thank you"

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 15:05, archived)
# I just snorted bogeys on my new jumper.
and it's fucking hand wash only.

Arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 15:13, archived)
# Hehe
ty :O)
(Whitepaw I write computer games for a living, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 15:14, archived)