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# I used to be known, when drunk
for challenging people to commando pressups in the pub. These consisted of a handstand against a wall then you do press-ups ( downs? ) to make your nose touch the floor and back up to arms locked. I was never beaten ( because if you never did it before the technique would elude you ) and was always good for 25 or so even when ripped to the tits. Sadly I am riddled with arthritis now and can't touch my frigging toes let alone show off in pubs.
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:28, archived)
# I reckon I could do one of those, but I'd probably try and break my nose
so I shalln't for now
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:29, archived)
# You sound like the sort of person
that when walks into a tube carriage, someone instictively pulls the emergency chord with teh fear...

:-)
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:34, archived)
# meh.
People always strive to sit NEAR me on the tube! I never take my guns out of the house....
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:35, archived)