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# For RPS - Flood in my back garden.

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(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:16, archived)
# Your back garden is rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:18, archived)
#
and wet
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:19, archived)
# Like a nappy in a landfill.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:19, archived)
# like sex with a dolphin
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:23, archived)
# You would know.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:23, archived)
# like lidl multi-vegetable drink
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:25, archived)
# is there nothing
that lidl can't take a variety of and make into processed fluids?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:32, archived)
# I thought about this
but I suspect they could make multi poultry juice.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:35, archived)
# yay!
fizzy chicken sports fluid!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:40, archived)
# like a used tampon
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:26, archived)
# like decaffinated coffee
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:26, archived)
# like you after a shower
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:27, archived)
# like the sex I had last night
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:27, archived)
# like reading Nuts in the bath
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:30, archived)
# like trying to snog ribena
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:30, archived)
# like trying to drown Gorge Bush but failing
because he is a witch.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:31, archived)
# like spicy-pakora induced diarrhea
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:33, archived)
# like the creatures Noah didn't put on the Ark
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:34, archived)
# like the England rugby team taking a shower
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:37, archived)
#
*rubs thighs*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:39, archived)
# like "your maw"
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:38, archived)
# like your sister in a wet t-shirt competition
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:42, archived)
# like Branston Water Park, Burton-on-Trent
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:48, archived)
# like kissing your gran
(with tongues)
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:51, archived)
# like the movie Waterworld starring Kevin Costner
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:55, archived)
# Like Arbroath
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:55, archived)
# like Glen Miller and his band
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:58, archived)
# like a school swimming competition
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:59, archived)
# like pickled radish
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 13:02, archived)
# like when David Blaine escapes a watery grave
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 13:05, archived)
# like the Khazikstan Olympic mens 400m medley swimming team
(I helped save b3ta! Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 13:11, archived)
# like fermented mare's milk
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 13:13, archived)
# like an iPod submerged in urine
(I helped save b3ta! Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 13:15, archived)
# like peeing blood
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 13:16, archived)
# like Gaijintendo's copy of I Love Horses magazine
(I helped save b3ta! Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 13:21, archived)
# like waking up from a dream that you are being chased by Lisa Riley
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 13:26, archived)
# like soggy homebrand corflakes
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 13:28, archived)
# like the mediterranean sea
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 13:29, archived)
# Like RPS in a thunderstorm
so your computer 'splodes!
(Benny A Last Nuclear meltdown:, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 13:47, archived)
# like a seat at a bingo hall
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 22:21, archived)
# I suppose you look upon it
like you've got a pond for free.

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:19, archived)
# Yay
Major rain storm back in 2002, I have not seen the like since.
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:20, archived)
# 2002...
I deleated out the bit about rain, given how fucking obvious it was... *doh*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:21, archived)
# well
I do live in Scotland.
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:22, archived)
#
so this is a 3 year old picture of your garden full of water?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:23, archived)
# I tried walking on my hands last night
haven't tried a handstand for probably 9 years, I didn't fall and I managed to actually go a little way

/exercise blog
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:19, archived)
# sounds more like a
/drunk blog to me
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:22, archived)
# actually I was sober
I think it was more a

/I wonder if I can actually walk on my hands, technically I should have a certain ability due to the balance and strength I've gained from climbing, but will I cope being upside down blog
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:23, archived)
# I used to be known, when drunk
for challenging people to commando pressups in the pub. These consisted of a handstand against a wall then you do press-ups ( downs? ) to make your nose touch the floor and back up to arms locked. I was never beaten ( because if you never did it before the technique would elude you ) and was always good for 25 or so even when ripped to the tits. Sadly I am riddled with arthritis now and can't touch my frigging toes let alone show off in pubs.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:28, archived)
# I reckon I could do one of those, but I'd probably try and break my nose
so I shalln't for now
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:29, archived)
# You sound like the sort of person
that when walks into a tube carriage, someone instictively pulls the emergency chord with teh fear...

:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:34, archived)
# meh.
People always strive to sit NEAR me on the tube! I never take my guns out of the house....
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:35, archived)
# I tried to sleep last night
but got woken up my the worst stomach cramps I've had in years and feeling really sick. I've been awake since about 4am and i feel like absolute shit. Even my ears hurt.

/health blog.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:25, archived)
# oh dear, that's not good at all
any idea at all what it might be?

hope you feel better soon
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:25, archived)
# thank you.
I had it for about 4 days a week ago. i couldn't eat anything. Then i got better for a few days and now this again. I have no idea what it is :(
Even better, I have 2 deadlines I have to meet by the end of the day, and the work really isn't going that well.

/feeling sorry for myself blog.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:28, archived)
# if it's recurring a doctor's appointment wouldn't go amiss
even if you're fixed tomorrow, still might be worth an investigation, good luck with your work
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:31, archived)
# whats really annoying i that I've only been
at a new job for a few months. When i sarted i said 'I'm hardly ever ill' because I'm not. 3 months in and i already had 2.5 days off work. Thats more time than I've taken off in the past 2 years. (Including weekends, really. nothing like being self employed).
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:34, archived)
# I've been going down with colds quite a lot recently and I'm usually the same,
maybe it's the year that all the one's that are virtually never ill to be struck down by a new form of plague...?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:37, archived)
# You could be pregnant
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:55, archived)
# noooo
i think you should make a phone call to your quacks or at least have some relative around to keep tabs on you. nothing worse than a spot of food poisoning or tummy buggness.

/concerned blog.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:30, archived)
# meh
I actually burst into tears in the middle of the night. Go figure. Didn't help. Gave me a headache.
Anyway. Mr P has finally woken up now. If I could face food or water I guess he'd do the honours, bless him.

/girl blog.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:32, archived)
# but it's Sunday
and the pub is open!

/chauvenist blog


( get some soup, My old gran always fed me full of soup sick or not. She reckoned soup would fix anything that a cup of tea failed to do ;))
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:34, archived)
# motor sport is on soon
he has to stay in ;)

Nil by mouth for me, i think. Ack.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:36, archived)
# pah!
tell him if he was any kind of motorsport fan he'd have been up at 5.45am as I was eager to watch the Malaysian grand prix! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:43, archived)
# Silly flood!
Garden is not aquarium
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:22, archived)
# Builds ark


/boat
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:36, archived)