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[challenge entry] I can't take credit for this... it was spam mail this morning
But seriously.... A penis PATCH!?!?!
Not like I'm trying to quit smoking or something!

From the Failed Sex Toys challenge. See all 254 entries (closed)

(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Tue 21 Mar 2006, 9:41, archived)
# hurrah
I always wanted to increase ejaculation volume

*sprays*
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 21 Mar 2006, 9:43, archived)
# No, you do not get more,
it is just louder.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 21 Mar 2006, 9:44, archived)
# JIZZ!
Take that neighbours.
(Poisoned Monkey is wallowing in frontpage euphoria., Tue 21 Mar 2006, 10:06, archived)
# turn it down will ya!
i can't hear the telly!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 21 Mar 2006, 9:44, archived)
# Works too.
*looks at prostigeous shlong with pride*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 21 Mar 2006, 9:43, archived)
# maybe it's for those guys
who have a smoking member?

er, no really, wtf, is all that can be said.

but still I suppose in a sea of spam they have to find new ways to stick out, proudly, casting mighty throbbing shadows on all around them, and that. And I just noticed, it's like the girl is looking "up" to some kind of gargantuan "man mountain".

Silly girl! she will be destroyed by the overpatched knockwurst beast! what is she thinking?, and more to the point, what am I thinking :/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Mar 2006, 9:48, archived)
# she is on her knees
where she belongs.....
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 21 Mar 2006, 9:49, archived)
# because
she can no longer walk!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Mar 2006, 9:50, archived)
# pffffffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 21 Mar 2006, 9:50, archived)
# quit smoking my schlong!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 21 Mar 2006, 9:48, archived)
# use 16 patches at once to increase length and girth.
you'll also last longer as you won't be able to feel anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 21 Mar 2006, 10:00, archived)
# It's irresponsible, is what it is...
If everyone goes around elevating their sex drive to new levels, all the cars will be parked above people's heads and if your handbrake doesn't work properly it'll be rolling off and hurting people!

And not to mention that your lounge will be really dark when your car's parked outside 6 feet up on your sex drive...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 21 Mar 2006, 10:15, archived)