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# :0 re-instated
(, Fri 31 Mar 2006, 10:02, archived)
# Oy Cuntybollocks !
Where's my name on your Christmas card list ?







Oh, and 'NING !
(, Fri 31 Mar 2006, 10:14, archived)
# ;) 'ning
well of course you get a card

you're cooking the turkey!!
(, Fri 31 Mar 2006, 10:19, archived)
# Turkey
Stuffed full of pigeons and quails.
(, Fri 31 Mar 2006, 10:26, archived)
# stuff the quails with goldcrests
and the goldcrests with wrens and the wrens with baby wrens!
(, Fri 31 Mar 2006, 10:37, archived)
# I'm going to stuff the Turkey into a
Giant Bustard
and then up an Ostrich.
Anyone else fancy Christmas Dinner round Ironmans ?
(, Fri 31 Mar 2006, 10:44, archived)
# Hurrah!
*stops shovelling dogshit into a jiffy bag*
(, Fri 31 Mar 2006, 10:36, archived)