i know
it's piss awful. i swear when i was in uni all i'd get was 'get me so and so's autograph!'
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Thu 6 Apr 2006, 19:22,
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I went for a job interview in Chester a few years back [this is a boring post, so feel free to turn off]
drove down and found the place quite easily; the company had been around for a good few years but the building was eerily spotless, to the point where it looked like they`d hired some poor cunt for work experience and got him to go over the walls with a toothbrush
the secretaries on the desks were drop dead gorgeous - serious stunners, and as I was sitting there thumbing through a few shite company magazines (the "I`d better find out what the fuck these people do in case they give me a job" moment) a couple of guys in suits walked past with their long flowing hair, all immaculate like
"fuck me, I`ve taken a wrong turn and ended up in Stepford" was running through my head
then the interview.. you know how you picture a witch to look? pointy nose, curly hair (witches have to have curly hair- Grottbags..) and these boily lumpy cyst wart things all over her face
anyway - not sure what the point of this post is, `cept for - never go for a job interview in Chester unless you`re blind with no haptic senses (in case you end up with witch lady after a night on the razzle and run your hands across her delicate face)
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Thu 6 Apr 2006, 19:33,
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drove down and found the place quite easily; the company had been around for a good few years but the building was eerily spotless, to the point where it looked like they`d hired some poor cunt for work experience and got him to go over the walls with a toothbrush
the secretaries on the desks were drop dead gorgeous - serious stunners, and as I was sitting there thumbing through a few shite company magazines (the "I`d better find out what the fuck these people do in case they give me a job" moment) a couple of guys in suits walked past with their long flowing hair, all immaculate like
"fuck me, I`ve taken a wrong turn and ended up in Stepford" was running through my head
then the interview.. you know how you picture a witch to look? pointy nose, curly hair (witches have to have curly hair- Grottbags..) and these boily lumpy cyst wart things all over her face
anyway - not sure what the point of this post is, `cept for - never go for a job interview in Chester unless you`re blind with no haptic senses (in case you end up with witch lady after a night on the razzle and run your hands across her delicate face)
cant even get a job interview in chester!
well you can if you wanna work in a bra shop, or put shoes on a swollen scallys foot
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Thu 6 Apr 2006, 19:35,
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somehow theres a law against a man touching a womans breast willingly...
well a law against me doing it anyway
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Thu 6 Apr 2006, 19:39,
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.....
ok was this creatures surname Russell by any chance? cause it sounds rather familiar
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Thu 6 Apr 2006, 19:37,
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christ I don`t remember now.. was a good 5 years ago
I`ve a feeling her first name was Ann(e)
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Thu 6 Apr 2006, 19:41,
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i do believe
you fearfully stumbled upon my old math teacher mrs anne russell, craziest witch thing in the west
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Thu 6 Apr 2006, 19:44,
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