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# The Queen loved Maunday Thursday,
and was looking forward to trying the love balls that Camilla had loaned her for the day. She picked them up to examine them for the umpteenth time, holding them up to her face and drawing deeply on the rich musk of Camilla's uterine infection, her left hand automatically straying towards her pulsating clitoris.


(, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 12:29, archived)
# nice yellow cockage!
(, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 12:35, archived)
# Silly old bag!
She's having lunch with the Mayor of my home town today and as a result we have tonnes of fucking monarchists milling about... Twunts!!
Apparently she's giving 80 pence to 80 people to celebrate her birthday, cheap fekker.

I wonder if she's using them right now
(, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 12:50, archived)