I'd recommend
Snot+Salt+melted lard.
If it doesn't kill you, it makes you stronger
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discomeats This canoe,
Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:54,
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ta
i shall start de-larding myself
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b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!,
Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:57,
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