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# EAt up

For lunch today I'm having a ham and mustard baguette, a ham and mustard sandwich,
a bag so sea salt seabrooks, three blue ribands, a banana, an apple and an ugli fruit,
water and some tea.
What are you eating?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:38, archived)
# haribo starmix
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:38, archived)
# Cor!
sugary, you need something savoury to complimnentthat
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:40, archived)
# Hot. Salty. Cock.
it`s the Fanj way
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:42, archived)
# Rik's.Hot.Salty.Cock.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:44, archived)
# back on the day shift Rik?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:44, archived)
# back at work on Monday
but next Thursday and Friday off

... just to annoy HR

.. the cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:46, archived)
# Nothing.
Yet.

however, I'm going to have tuna and brie on tiger bread, a couple of cups of tea, and the remains of an easter egg shortly.
(trumpet, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:39, archived)
# THat sounds like a good tiger brad sandwich
Tuna and brie sounds like a good combination.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:41, archived)
# Wheeee
Chicken noodle soup and sandwiches. And apple and mango fruit juice. And TEA. It's utterly, utterly braw.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:39, archived)
# Very braw indeed!
what flavour of sandwiches?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:42, archived)
# Ham, quite uninspired but it goes well.
I also have paprika crisps. Not just any sort of crisps, the really good ones that are brown and very crispy.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:43, archived)
# Steak and onion sarnie,
walnuts and Earl Grey.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:39, archived)
# That's top hole.
*claps politely in a 1920s fashion*
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:42, archived)
# *is awfully grateful*
*tips topper*
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:42, archived)
# A corking lunch!
tremendous!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:43, archived)
# Sub of the day for me
washed down with a milky coffee
and backed up with a couple of ciggies

(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:40, archived)
# Braw!
but coffee is better without milk
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:44, archived)
# Last night's
'snakebite' pizza (pepperoni, salami, chili's, herbs), garlic bread with cheese and tea!
Apple pie ice cream and bakewell tart for dessert
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Braw!
braw!
and braw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:45, archived)
# compo it
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:48, archived)
# guacomola and salami on brown
and fruit and stuff
(pdjpdj, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:41, archived)
# Grand!
what flavour of stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:46, archived)
# ashally I have some wasabi coated peas
(pdjpdj, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:50, archived)
# A tuna salad wholemeal baguette,
a packet of salt and vinegar French Fries, a lager-sized can of cloudy lemonade and a big slice of homemade lemon drizzle cake (iced).
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:41, archived)
# What a braw sounding lunch! no adjustements needed
I've just bitten the inside of my mouth and it won't stop bleeding.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:47, archived)
# Steak and chips.
Homemade chips.
(I helped save b3ta! Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:41, archived)
# Grand!
braw lunch! homemade chips are the best.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:48, archived)
# PHOTOS
(I helped save b3ta! Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:53, archived)
# Has someone shat on your plate!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:55, archived)
# by the looks of that greasyness
he'll be shiiiiting through the eye of a needle for a week

still, looks more appealing than what I just ated
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:57, archived)
# THAT IS LOVELY FOODS
(I helped save b3ta! Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:58, archived)
# that looks like a fried chihuahua
and some homemade chips
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:58, archived)
# It's some reduced steak from sainsburys.
and red onion.
(I helped save b3ta! Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Thu 20 Apr 2006, 13:01, archived)
# excellent choice of onion colour!

I heard the magenta ones are rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 13:04, archived)
# meinen lunchment

Traditional iceland beef casserole with TWO whole dumplings with some instant mash from lidl and a pair of nice round baps, all washed down with generic tap fluid.
Sadly, one of the baps tasted a bit "gamey" and was not consumed.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:41, archived)
#
traditional iceland....

Gamey Baps....

pffffffffffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:42, archived)
# yes, gamey baps
sounds better than it feels, that's for sure
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:45, archived)
# That lunch sounds nice
but it's all packet food, so it's not nice.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:50, archived)
# yes
it's pre packed processed pap in a protected property providing poor produce for the petty punter.

Plus, I was going to have bacon sandwiches instead but the bacon smelled like the "rotting sweat of a thousand dead prostitutes", so processed pap it was!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:53, archived)
# Sounds like you're better off with that processed stuff
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 13:41, archived)
# shit soup
and piss pie
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:42, archived)
# Have fly croutons from you window sill in your soup
and dandruff mash with your pie
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:51, archived)
# beverage
suggestions???
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:52, archived)
# I suggest a pint of bogie and lime smoothie
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:53, archived)
# ta
i shall start picking
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:56, archived)
# sperms!
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:54, archived)
# ta
i shall start masterbating
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:56, archived)
# ahem
e u
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 13:02, archived)
# I'd recommend
Snot+Salt+melted lard.

If it doesn't kill you, it makes you stronger
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:54, archived)
# ta
i shall start de-larding myself
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:57, archived)
# Nose Oil and Smegma Soup

(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 13:06, archived)
# Roast Beef and Lettuce baggie
tea
various fruit smoothie
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:42, archived)
# cor yeah!
I bought a smoothie maker a couple of weeks ago - bloody brill! chuck loads of fruit/veg in, make a load of noise and then wait 3 hours before being able to shit through the eye of a needle
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:44, archived)
# 'ello Rik...long time no see...how's you doing
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:56, archived)
# Braw baguette!
smoothies are great things.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:52, archived)
# last nights curry
and some tea
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:43, archived)
# Good lunch!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:54, archived)
# Roast Pork with stuffing, 4 roast potatoes, carrots and cabbage
Washed down with a cup of tea and a bag of cadbury's buttons




/the diet is going well
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:43, archived)
# Braw!
You having gravy and apple sauce?
(HoBag (TM) <-- Fookin' legend, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:50, archived)
# of course, and bread sauce as well!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:56, archived)
# THat a good lunch
and a braw diet, if I ever have to go on a diet I'll choose this one.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:55, archived)
# ermmmm a few cuppas
a massive bacon sarnie
cadburys digestives (no idea where they came from)
a creme egg
some fruit and/or veg from the bottom of my fridge
yums yums
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:43, archived)
# don't forget your flask

(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:44, archived)
# I`ve got a big bag of "Daim" sweeties as the missus was at Ikea yesterday
"do you need anything from Ikea?"
"*thinks* yeah get us a couple of fucking wardrobes"

what a stupid question
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:45, archived)
# i'll have a yukka plant
and some meatballs please luv (;
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:50, archived)
# one cheese, grapefruit, and baked bean smoothie coming up!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:51, archived)
# Hot dogs, lotsas hot dogs...
You off workie??
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 20 Apr 2006, 13:21, archived)
# Braw lunch!
nothing beats a massive bacon sandwich now and again.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:58, archived)
# PORK! Leftovers from yesterday
In caserole form, uncluding chick peas, mushrooms, carrots, leaks and lots of lovely Indian type spices with chips. Some orange juice and a pot of tea will be the liquids
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:44, archived)
# Sounds grand!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:59, archived)
# Mm
Cheddar and honey roast ham sandwich, salami and Suffolk Regiment tomato and apple chutney sandwich, a Marshall Spearing's hand made pork pie with mustard, Dovedale blue cheese and biscuits, a huge bag of salt and malt vinegar kettle chips, proper coffee and fresh orange juice.
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:45, archived)
# ^ gay
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:47, archived)
# haha
'what your dinner says about you'
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:49, archived)
# Hahahaa
The dovedale blue chees got me on to the scent!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:49, archived)
# it is very nice
regardless of sexual preference
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:50, archived)
# Braw lunch!
but I'd stay clear of the Dovedale cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 13:01, archived)
# I had the best of all the beefs
corned beef.


But today uit was between two thick slices of farmhouse loaf, delicious.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:46, archived)
# Smashing!
you can't beat a bit of corned beef!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 13:02, archived)
# Houmous!
and salad and grapes.... followed by lashings of sugary tea!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mertle is crocheting like a crazed eejit, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:47, archived)
# Where is the meat?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:58, archived)
# Sugary tea's disgusting
and you need some ham.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 13:03, archived)
# Am
being taken out to lunch and I intend to have salmon fishcakes! But I've also made flapjacks for afters.
(I helped save b3ta! Tinfingers Lurk me long time, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:49, archived)
# Braw!
but why have fishcakes when you can have lobster and champagne?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 13:04, archived)
# blood early for
dave the facts

I have a glass of coke, and then when I am showered and presentable I am taking my Gran to a garden centre for a look arround and some tea and cake

(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:49, archived)
# This is the worst day ever.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 13:02, archived)
# I don't mind
I do have a hangover, so if she asks I have been ill :)

EDIT: and she is alright
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 13:05, archived)
# Not much of a lunch
but I'm sure your work for the edlerly will pay off at the end of the day.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 13:05, archived)
# Today, I will be mostly eating...
Beef and stilton pie with pan seared potatoes and seasonal veg with onion gravy.
For pudding I shall be eating strawberry sorbet with a core of marsala icecream, drizzled with tart raspberry syrup.
I shall more than likely wash this all down with a glass or two of Rioja gran-reserva and a double espresso.
(Milt I like gin., Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:52, archived)
# Braw lunch!
I wouldn't say not to this.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 13:06, archived)
# I had a steak and stilton pie yesterday
A fine pie indeed
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 13:06, archived)
# Pan seared potatoes ?
What the Fuck are you on about ?
Chips or Saute surely ?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 13:08, archived)
# No
Chips are deep fried and saute are par-boiled and then shallow fried.

Pan seared are shallow fried raw and are usually quite small pieces to ensure that they are cooked fully in the short space of time that they are in the pan. They are also cooked in a greased pan, not shallow fried (which is suggestive of a small depth of standing oil).

(Milt I like gin., Thu 20 Apr 2006, 14:14, archived)
# Lunch of the Day!

Congratulations and well done!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 13:15, archived)
# Wow
From Knobby Knob Head's Knober of the Week to Lunch of the day in three easy meals.

Thunkyverymuch.
(Milt I like gin., Thu 20 Apr 2006, 14:16, archived)
# benjys sandwich van doesnt come to the office until 2.30pm
and when it arrives i shall be having...
an generic sandwich
and an generic crisps
and an generic chocolate

/detests benjys sandwich van
(I helped save b3ta! HatBeard, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:55, archived)
# Bah!
you should start up your own sandwich van, that way you can have lunch at any time of the day.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 13:08, archived)
# Tomato soup
with beef & mustard flavoured Brannigans, a cheesy bap and a glass of apple juice.
(Text_Fish -- Humourcide., Thu 20 Apr 2006, 12:56, archived)
# Braw!
I love brannigans beef and mustard crisps but I can never find them these days.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 13:08, archived)
# Nearly didn't make it !
Monkfish stuffed with roasted red pepper and wrapped in Parma Ham (as on this weeks saturday Kitchen)
With Chips.

Rhubarb and Apple Crumble with Green and Blacks Organic Vanilla Ice Cream

A bottle or three of Greene King IPA

Then I'm off to clean the garage out.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 13:00, archived)
# Braw lunch!
how's the corned beef coming along?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 13:10, archived)
# I ate it last week
On the day that I completely unofficially stood in for you as none of your sustitutes showed up either.
It was Braw !
www.b3ta.com/board/5837748
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 13:12, archived)
# Cor!
that looks braw! I might try making that. I did you get tubes and rubbery bits in it like the stuff you buy from the shops?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 13:21, archived)
# Nope, none of that nonsense
It was just a nice piece of Brisket.
It goes a bit manky looking when it's in the brine as most of the fat dissolves
It also goes very pale, gets it's colour back when you cook it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 13:24, archived)
# THREE
blue Ribbands?
no sharing? Issa lot!
(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 13:01, archived)
# I like blue ribands
what are you having for your lunch?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 13:11, archived)
# Tuna and mayonnaise sarnies, flaming hot monster munch, vanilla coke, flapjacks, figrolls, dry roasted peanuts and fizzy cola bottles
(Gen Graie Wherever you are, whatever you do,LOOK AROUND YOU, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 13:13, archived)
# Braw lunch!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 13:22, archived)
# Nothing
as Im feeling like shit and at work and need to go home
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 13:16, archived)
# If you're not feeling well and want to go home, then gone home
don't let work rule your life.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 13:23, archived)