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# have you been reading my cv?
Edit:
I've got 3 a levels in Brick laying,

when it came to the exam the instructor looked at my 3 walls and said 'That aye level, that aye level and that aye level'
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:34, archived)
# ha
no
do you want a job :)

must be qualified in buying cakes
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:35, archived)
# I can even make tea
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:36, archived)
# .... you let it trail off there
what can you make tea do?
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:37, archived)
# I can make it turn into urine
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:38, archived)
# before or after
serving it to other people.....
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:39, archived)
# ill employ you
to kill all the english by depriving them of their life sustaining tea, the first to die will be old women
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:39, archived)
# brilliant!
we could call him... Mr Tea
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:40, archived)
# noooooooooooooo
*takes cv back*
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:40, archived)