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# pffffft
Snooker should have randomly exploding balls, to make it more exciting.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 23:31, archived)
# Oooh, this is a good idea!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 23:32, archived)
# Or maybe just one ball that
makes a farting noise when hit and then everyone will laugh and point.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 23:34, archived)
# And get told off for talking.
Like at Wimbledon. That's naughty!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 23:35, archived)
# *Parp*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 23:36, archived)
# Teeheeheeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 23:40, archived)
# nah, they should replace all the cushions with
those bouncy bumper things on pinball tables, only bigger and bouncier
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 23:33, archived)
# I know Stephen Hendry likes 'em big and bouncy...
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 23:33, archived)
# don't we all!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 23:35, archived)
# With flippers on the pockets?
Controlled by the audience?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 23:35, archived)
# yeah
and a big giant demon head that comes out of the table when you light up five of the targets, and it spits fire and eats the referee. Then they all sit down for some tea and biscuits.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 23:36, archived)
# *roffles a bit*
yes, that.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 23:37, archived)
# it doesn't already?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 23:34, archived)
# TJ (sorry)
Can someone make ears flap on this? please.

Tried www.whatareweyourvulcananimatingbitches.com but no luck there
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 23:39, archived)